if any of u guys in class start looking like this, call me. LOL. anw. i was bored, so i decided to go play around with this. maybe i'll post one up a day, or u guys could go try.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wong Shi Xiong!
In Japan, Wong Shi Xiong can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Wong Shi Xiong!
If you put a drop of liquor on Wong Shi Xiong, he will go mad and sting himself to death!(ANYONE GAME TO TRY THIS WHEN XIONG BECOMES IRRITATING?lol)
Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Wong Shi Xiong.(ahahaha i always knew he was cheap.)
It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Wong Shi Xiong.(hai...softy....what to do.....)
Wong Shi Xiong can jump up to sixteen times his own height.
Baby swans are called Wong Shi Xiong.
The porpoise is second to Wong Shi Xiong as the most intelligent animal on the planet!(WOW HE'S THE MOST INTELLIGENT BEING ON EARTH!GO KOWTOW TO HIM NOW!)
The horns of Wong Shi Xiong are made entirely from hair.
Wong Shi Xiong can smell some things up to six miles away.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Xu Cunzhi!
If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Xu Cunzhi would be as small as a pea.(hahaha that is kinda true alrdy eh...)
If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Xu Cunzhi!
All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Xu Cunzhi.(cos xu cunzhi's an artist RIGHT CUNZHI!lol)
Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Xu Cunzhi supply.
The international dialling code for Xu Cunzhi is 672!(call him now!)
The most dangerous form of Xu Cunzhi is the bicycle!
The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Xu Cunzhi.
It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Xu Cunzhi.(no la i think about there alrdy.)
Antarctica is the only continent without Xu Cunzhi.
Xu Cunzhi is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!